Chik Chik Choube was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Police: You were rushing too fast.
Chik Chik: Nooooo.
Police: Yes, you were. You will be fined. Chik Chik: But I wasn't speeding.
Police: Explain the magistrate please! (He is given a challan) Chik Chik: Would I get another Challan if I called you a jerk?
Police: Yes! Chik Chik: What if I just thought that you were?
Police: I can't give you a Challan for your thoughts! Chik Chik: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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